Jokes

A woman is driving toward along the highway in southern New Mexico when she sees a native American Indian woman hitchhiking on the side of the road....

An octogenarian couple meet - and end up in bed. After sex, the man says to himself, 'Gee, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more...

Good Old Dad A 17 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy...

An Irish woman visited her doctor to ask his help in reviving her husband’s sex drive. “What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said. “He...

The madam of a brothel in Melbourne answered the door one night to find an old distinguished man standing on the door step. “How can I help you?” she asked. “Sir,...

Schwartz Is Dead. A coroner was working late one night. It was his job to examine the bodies before they were be buried or...

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home...

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so...

A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was...

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. He runs away, finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but, instead, finds a young...