Sexual Jokes

Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night after the festivities were finally over, she and Charles had retired to their room at the palace. Camilla flopped on the...

An octogenarian couple meet - and end up in bed. After sex, the man says to himself, 'Gee, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more...

Male Stripper “My friends and I went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10...

Good Old Dad A 17 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy...

Sunday Afternoon Quickie Mum and dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon ‘quickie’ with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an ice cream and tell him to report on all the...

An Irish woman visited her doctor to ask his help in reviving her husband’s sex drive. “What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an...

The madam of a brothel in Melbourne answered the door one night to find an old distinguished man standing on the door step. “How can I help you?” she asked. “Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps someone...

Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the...

Schwartz Is Dead. A coroner was working late one night. It was his job to examine the bodies before they were be buried or...

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home...