Ethnic Jokes

Paddy’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in a coma for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor...

“As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there’s a wee place called McTavish’s. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he’ll...

A Polack answered a nationwide quiz program that gave away money even to the dumbest people. “Okay, Mr Kozakowsky, for one thousand dollars, tell us, which famous French general was defeated at the battle of Waterloo?” The Polack looked...

Ruthie Finkelstein is not getting along with her husband, Moishe, and they have not had sex for a long time. One day, while she is shopping in the supermarket, Ruthie begins to feel very horny. When she has paid, a good-looking high school boy...

An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthetic he asked to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what is it?”...

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After Paddy had jumped a red light and smashed into another car, he dashed over to the other vehicle to discover that the driver was a priest. “Good God, man,” said the badly shaken priest, “you almost killed me!” “I am...

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