Sexual Jokes

A man is visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says...

A guy comes into a pub and walks up to the bar. The bartender asks “What’ll it be sir?” The guy replies “I’ll have three champagnes please.” The bartender serves him three champagnes, and watches as the thirsty...

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The queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. “Oh my God!”, said the Queen, “That’s disgraceful, what is the...