Sexual Jokes

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this...

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt. I no come work.” The boss says, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The other replies, “Oh sure I do.” The first old lady asks, “What do you do about...

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A man goes to the doctor, “Doctor, my dick is orange. What can I do about it?” The doctor scratches his head, says “I’ve never seen anything like it. Take these pills and come back in a week and see if there are any...

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