Sexual Jokes

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday in my sports car (ie 30 kph over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a copper with a radar gun on the other side laying in...

A small Florida zoo acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo vet determined the...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some...

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An Amish woman An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing...

A coroner was working late one night. It was his job to examine the bodies before they were be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest private...

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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, ‘Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger...

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