A man walks into a bar and sees this tiny pianist playing the piano making beautiful music. The man asks the barman where he found this pianist.

The barman says: “Oh we have this genie in the back, just go back there, rub the bottle and make a request.”

So the man goes back, rubs the bottle and when the genie comes out he says: “Genie, I want a million bucks.” Immediately the room is filled with a million ducks, feathers flying all over the place.

The man goes to the bar tender and complains: “What’s wrong with this genie, I asked for a million bucks…”

The bar tender replies: “And do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”