American Indian woman
A woman is driving toward along the highway in southern New Mexico when she sees a native American Indian woman hitchhiking on the side of the road....
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He Killed My Frog
There was a little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy...
Bush And Cheney
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Police Wood Choppers
“Hello, is this the police?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbour, Tony! He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, the police descended on...
A Frog Wants A Loan
A frog walks into a bank and says to the teller, ‘My name is Wally and my Dad is Mick Jagger and I want to take out a loan’.The bank teller, whose name is Patrick Wackerly, looks at him over the counter and says, ‘I am sorry, but...
A Stranger Was Seated Next To Little Johnny
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to little Johnny and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’Little Johnny, who...