A man goes to the doctor, “Doctor, my dick is orange. What can I do about it?”

The doctor scratches his head, says “I’ve never seen anything like it. Take these pills and come back in a week and see if there are any changes.”

The guy comes back in a week, his dick is still orange.

The doctor says, “Let’s see if we can figure out what is causing this. Tell me about your life-style.”

The guy says “I’m single, live alone, just a normal type.”

The doctor then asks, “How do you spend your evenings?”

“I like to watch porno videos, and eat Twisties. Why?”