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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating....

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across...

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now class, observe closely the worms,” said...

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Frank has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. Frank answers it and a kid standing there says “Hi, I’m Freddy. I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?”...

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My Goldfish Died Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked "What are you up to there,...

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