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Conducting a study of sexual behaviour, a researcher stops an airline pilot. “Can you tell me when you last made love?” she asks. “Nineteen fifty-nine,” he answers. Having heard a lot about the reputation of airline pilots,...

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A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye. “Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours?”...

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A man had great tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits down in the stadium another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No,” he says. “The seat is empty.” “This is...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man....

When Sharon found out Sparkey, her dog, could hardly hear she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from...