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“Hello, is this the police?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report about my neighbour, Tony! He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next...

A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, “Yes?” “Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?” “No I haven’t” The biker...

A young man was walking through a super market to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him. “Pardon me,” she said. “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homelss man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I gave you this...

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it....

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mum’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!’ Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this again and...

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