A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. He meets an Aussie farmer and they get talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.

They walk around the property for a bit and the Aussie shows off his  herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at  least twice as large as your cows”.

Meanwhile, the conversation has almost dried up when the Texan sees a mob of kangaroos in the distance, hopping across the field. Amazed, he asks, “What the hell are those?!”

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”