Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.
That night after the festivities were finally over, she and Charles had retired to their room at the palace. Camilla flopped on the bed and said, ‘Please remove my shoes darling, one’s feet are killing one.’
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge. ‘Harder’ yelled Camilla.
‘Harder?’ Charles yelled back, ‘I’m trying darling! – it’s just so bloody tight!’
‘Come on give it all you’ve got’ she cried. Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed ‘Oh God, that feels so good.’
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out ‘Oh god, darling, this one’s even tighter’.
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: ‘That’s my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!’