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A Glass Of Milk

To prepare for a big date, a young man goes onto the roof of his apartment building in order to get a bit of colour for himself.

Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed naked. Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get his tool badly sunburned.


Being very determined the young man decided he could not miss his date because it was with a hot sexy blonde. So, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, thinking this would fix things

The blonde came to his apartment, and he treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie together. During the movie, the young man’s sunburn started becoming uncomfortable.

After several minutes of extreme discomfort he went to the kitchen. Someone had told him that milk was  effective in reducing sunburn pain so he poured a glass of milk and then placed his sunburned member in the milk and felt better immediately.

The blonde, however, wondering where he was, wandered into the kitchen to find him with his “joystick” in a glass of milk.

With a look of sudden realisation, the blonde exclaimed, “So, THAT’S how you load those things”.

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