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80,000 blondes

80,000 blondes meet in the Houston basketball stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention.”

The leader says, “We have come here today to show to the world that blondes are not stupid like people think. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde steps up. The leader asks her, “What is 13 plus 13?” After 15 or 20 seconds she says, “Eighteen.”

Obviously everyone is a little depressed about this, disappointed. Then all the 80,000 blondes start chanting, “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”

The leader says, “Well since all 80,000 of you and the media from all over the world have gone to the trouble to be here, I supposed we can give her another chance.”

So he then asks, “What is 9 plus 9?” After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, “Ninety?”

The leader is somewhat puzzled and sighs – everyone is disheartened and the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls start yelling and waving their hands shouting, “Give her another chance. Give her another chance.”

The leader, in shakey ground, eventually says, “OK, one more chance. What is 3 plus 3?”

The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says, “Six.”

The stadium erupts, with 80,000 girls jumping to their feet, waving their arms, stomping their feet and screaming, “Give her another chance, give her another chance!”

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