Paddy’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in a coma for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replied  ‘Ma’am, you had twins. A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. However they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately – so your brother Paddy came in and named them.’

The woman thinks to herself  Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother he’s a fecking clueless idiot! Expecting the worse, she asks the doctor ‘Well, what’s my daughter’s name?’

‘Denise’ says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved. ‘Wow, that’s a really beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother. She thought, ‘I  really like Denise.’ Then she asked, ‘What’s the boy’s name?’

The doctor replies ‘Denephew.’