A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. He meets an Aussie farmer and visits his farm and they get talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as big as this one.”

They drive around the property for a bit more and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as gig as yours.”

Meanwhile, the conversation has almost dried up when the Texan sees a mob of kangaroos in the distance, hopping across the field. Amazed, he asks, “What the hell are those?”

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”