Sexual Jokes

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an...

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart...

A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy...

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. He runs away, finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but, instead, finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up on a...

A fellow was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS...

A couple on holiday in Pakistan were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my...

A missionary realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts,...

Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed, and they made passionate...

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's never had sex before. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband...

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en-route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a...