Marry Bob
John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. “Give me one last request, ear,” he said. “Of course, John,” his wife said softly. “Six months after I die,” he said, “I want you to marry Bob.”...
Relationship Jokes
The Will
When her late husband’s will was read, a widow learned he had left the bulk of his fortune to another woman. Enraged, she rushed to change the inscription on her spouse’s tombstone. “Sorry, lady,” said the stonecutter....
Severe Burns
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You Bring Me Bad Luck
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been...