Tailpipe
A blonde crashed her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repair guy, aware that the woman was a blonde, decided to have some fun.
He told her all she had to do was go home and blow in the tailpipe of the car and all the dents popped themselves out.
Grateful for such great advice, she thanked him and left.
So she went home, parked the car, and after it had cooled down started blowing into the tailpipe. After 30 minutes or so of hard work, or huffing and puffing, her blonde friend came by and asked what she was doing.
“I’m trying to pop out the dents in my car, but so far it’s not working very well.”
“Duh,” said her friend. “You first have to roll up the windows!”
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