Kids Swearing
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General
Centrelink Office
A young man walked into the local CentreLink office, marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi, I hate drawing the dole. I would really rather find a job.” The man behind the counter replied, “Your timing is amazing. We...
God Is Missing
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Small World
Two guys trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it’s supposed to go.The first guy says, “Why don’t you go over and ask if we play...
The Hair Cut
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The Bullet
A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the abdomen. Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it’s too risky...
The Texan
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. He meets an Aussie farmer and they get talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”. They walk around...
Sparkles
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